It was only with appreciable reluctance, and after still more appreciable nagging, that I took leave of my senses and deigned to join Facebook. I intend to use it, however, only to stay in touch with those unfortunate souls whom I no longer receive on a daily basis. If, therefore, there be even an iota of a chance of your being able to say whatever it is you wish to say to me in person, don't begrime my wall by saying it here.