IRELAND: The only place where........
• When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over
• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight
• 'Fuck off' means 'Are you serious?'
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend
• Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't
• "Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly
• 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism
• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days
• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'
• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing any