/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: AaronNickelsberg https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-AaronNickelsberg-48x48.jpg?cb=1523265475 I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. ~Muhammad Ali One day I heard the ice cream truck going around my neighborhood. I grab five bucks from my wallet and run out of my house. Unfortunately I was unable to find the ice cream so I go back home. Then I hear him again and going running through my neighborhood, with no shoes on, to get my ice cream. When I find him, I pay $2.50 for a fucking snickers ice cream bar and since i had wandered so far away from my house I ate the entire ice cream on the walk back -- This is basically the story of my life.