/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: BenjaminDSinger https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png ...I just have a lot of feelings. Want to be just like Benjamin? Don't worry! Your lifetime of self-perfection/destruction begins with these few simple steps, in order of decreasing difficulty: 1. Adopt tried-and-true Benjamin catchphrases, such as "pleenk on a stick," "holy crikey," and "ridic-in-a-box." 2. Learn a hundred or so digits of pi (correctly pronounced "pee" - the ancient Greeks had no long "i" sound). 3. Achieve a height of (nearly) six feet while maintaining a supple, 142-pound machine of a body. 4. Go vegan--no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no honey, no problem. 5. Dance. All the time. Just kidding--just be true to yourself.