/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: CJTrimber https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-CJTrimber-48x48.jpg?cb=1523621005 I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I translate ethic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award winning operas I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using a hoe and a glass of water I single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious a