/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: Jeysim https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-Jeysim-48x48.jpg?cb=1529407000 - When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father...I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through." - I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get." - Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the suspect. - I have a telescope on the peep hole of my door so I can see who is at the door for 200 miles. - You know when your sitting in a chair and you lean back so you're on just 2 legs and you almost fall over and at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. - I talk to myself a lot, and it bothers people because I use a megaphone. - Every once in a while I like to stick my head out t