/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: Jucenta https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-Jucenta-48x48.jpg?cb=1523475937 I have a fantastic sense of humor! I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a