/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: KaiKallio https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse." -Clark Griswold "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours f