/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: MoritzNosnthropos https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-MoritzNosnthropos-48x48.jpg?cb=1523117647 I am not my job I am not my bank account I am not the clothes I wear Keine Party ohne Alkohol My Life Goals 1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can fuck hot librarians). 2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can fuck hot gymnists). 3. End world hunger (so Ethiopian hotties will live long enough to reach puberty and I can fuck them). 4. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to fuck me). 5. Save the rainforests (so I can fuck hot native tribal princesses). 6. Form a kickass band (so I can fuck hot groupies). 7. Fuck a girl (so I can get better at fucking girls and fuck more girls). 8. Get married (so that when I'm too old to fuck girls, I can still