/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: SNAZZweasilGAZELLE https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png I used to imagine that aliens were trying to kill me at all times and they just kept barely missing me with their fancy lasers and bombs and whatnot. Sometimes I would make very erratic unpredictable movements: sudden dives, random somersaults, sprinting, backpedaling, sprinting again, just to throw them off . When I wasn't making erratic movements, they would still miss because they would be expecting me to make an erratic movement. Eventually they started to believe I must have some sort of sixth sense they didn't know about because I was so good at dodging their invisible attacks, but really it was just an unbelievable series of coincidences. I caused them much frustration and confusi