/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: SachinSidd https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-SachinSidd-48x48.jpg?cb=1523018390 I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I m bore