/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / ºÝºÝߣShare feed for ºÝºÝߣshows by User: ThePostFuturist https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-ThePostFuturist-48x48.jpg?cb=1523375552 The following is the Hagiography of Valentin A. Burov, as assembled by Academics and Hoop Scholars from Ancient Scrolls found in Mesopotamia: Modern geochronologists come in consensus that the creation of Burov came during the Mesozoic and Cenozoic split. Roughly 66.314159265 million years ago, a large five-pointed prismoid has collided with the earth. This was actually the recoil of the body of V. A. Burov (when attempting to cause a dimensional shift making his high natural iridium content brighter than a quasar) colliding with the Earth, being later mistaken for a meteor. Due to Burov’s high content of iridium, he instigated a self-propelled retro-human erectus evolution by creatin