/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: TommyMably https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-TommyMably-48x48.jpg?cb=1523738775 pretzels? FIRETRUCK Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped me Instead say firetruck, it's so easy And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK Fail your class, FIRETRUCK Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK Red Ring of Death,