/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: alexturnip https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-alexturnip-48x48.jpg?cb=1523145242 Take my Hand Steal my Smile Sell my Soul Like my Style Twist my Spine Make it Chafe Take my Time Keep it Safe. At approximately 5:76 AM in the year 190F, a pair of mutton-chops suddenly and violently gained sentience. Since then the being known tremulously as Alex R. Turner has been a menace to shaving civilised peoples ever since. Heralded by the wafting stench of biscuits and sun-dried confidence, this peculiar oddity of abnature is to be approached only by the hardiest of barbers. Answers to ���Jesus��� or ���Chuckles.��� NEVER say the word Klubbupagun in its presence. We can���t say why.