/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: callumcreweisgod https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-callumcreweisgod-48x48.jpg?cb=1523506795 Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball! People say to me, oii sam are you an optimist?, and I go I hope so I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, cl