/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: christinacouture1 https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-christinacouture1-48x48.jpg?cb=1523309096 WOMAN'S ENGLISH! Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. We need = I want. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. You're so...manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. You're c