/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: cnaumoski https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-cnaumoski-48x48.jpg?cb=1523136297 I was born on a small natural satellite that orbits the ninth planet of the Alpha Centuri system, known as moskias. This moon's surface is made up of 66% sexy and 33% steaming hotness. The final 1% is yet to be determined. Some say it is a rare plutonic mineral known as "awesomeness". When I was a small child I was teleported through an inter-dimensional wormhole by my people, and that is how I arrived here. My purpose in life was decided long before the creation of the universe, which my people also played a very large part in, and this purpose was to ensure that the mortals of this humble planet had a perfect specimen of "coolness" to look up to. And thus my reign began.