/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: dezereemartinez https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-dezereemartinez-48x48.jpg?cb=1523521643 Mom, wife, daughter, sister, friend. I can't skate or whistle, I'm double jointed, I have a sensitive nose, ignorance annoys me, bad parents annoy me, I hate it when people don't understand the importance of child safety seats, I think I'm funny sometimes, sarcasm is my strongest defense, I ate eggs for the first time in 15 years a year ago, I read all Twlight books within three weeks but the movies suck, I love candy, I love Disney/Pixar and Dreamworks movies, I'm tring to get into the habit of clipping coupons, I have never seen an episode of Glee, I love hot cheetos with nacho cheese, my favorite thing to call someone I don't like is a "flying C faced B", I've never been able to stay awak