/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: gergin13 https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-gergin13-48x48.jpg?cb=1523665667 What my parents taught me: Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet" Logic - "Because I said so, that's why" Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about" Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand" Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"