/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: iNaxiieRyN https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-iNaxiieRyN-48x48.jpg?cb=1523423093 What would I want incoming friends to know about me? Well, everything. Coupled with the fact that nobody likes to read entire fucking essays, nobody likes the people who write them. I would love to clutter my Facebook bio with relevant things, but I run the risk of exposing myself as a pretentious douche. I���d rather people get to know me as a pretentious douche than to cut out the middleman and be considered one from the start. There���s a wise saying going around (teenagers are deep as fuck) and it goes ���The length of your ���about me��� section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.��� And if I���m going to be something, I���d better be good at it.