/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: jeffhelms1 https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-jeffhelms1-48x48.jpg?cb=1523259776 How is anybody supposed to answer this question? Can someone's life really be answered in 100 words or less? Okay, brief synopsis. .. I was born at an early age in Charlotte, North Carolina. I am presently 36 and I am right handed. I gave up a future in the NBA to become a missionary. I have been in Orlando for 11 years and it is ... well, flat. Children trust me and for some reason I attract pets. I do not love Raymond, Waldo looks for me frequently and I am allowed to talk about Fight Club.