際際滷shows by User: jenniferwobser / http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif 際際滷shows by User: jenniferwobser / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: jenniferwobser https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png "I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day when I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a big field of tall grass. I lay there in the sun, and felt it caressing my face. And I fell asleep and dreamed: I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie, and that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome should be the star of a Hollywood movie. But there I was! I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings. I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world, in front of every kind of girl. There was black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones... Out of the middle came a lady. She whispered in my ear something