/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / ºÝºÝߣShare feed for ºÝºÝߣshows by User: jhmichaels https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png Top 10 Jonathan Michaels Fun Factz® • I cook minute rice to al dente perfection in 56 seconds. • I have been trained in the ancient art of full-contact bonsai. • Sometimes, after the kids are in bed, I secretly replace their completed homework assignments with subversive beat poetry. • I breed genetically enhanced M&M candies for fun and profit. • Small animals appreciate the subtleties of my sarcastic wit. • When I am bored, I translate mime into braille for the color-blind. • I once single-handedly defended the honor of a Moroccan midget using only a spork, two dixie cups, and a ferret. • My operetta for corduroy slacks has been performed on five continents. •