/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: jonathongable https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-jonathongable-48x48.jpg?cb=1523571217 Listen, I had a dream. It was SCARY and involved you, me, Dory [my car], organ-seekers, a horror movie, no iphone reception, gasoline, and you running off into the night to save us. - T. Skrepnik 2010 This is more of a disclaimer than a biography, but important nonetheless. My relationship with my facebook page could be best described as that of a neglectful parent to their spoiled child. I check up on it every once in a while when I need a distraction, but most of the time I see it as a self righteous brat who tugs on my coattails at the most inopportune moments. Translation: I haven't checked my facebook invite page for three months. I currently have 116 unread messages as of Jun