/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: jordansimpson969 https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-jordansimpson969-48x48.jpg?cb=1523622171 you cant be old and wise if you werent once young and crazy If FB Was A School, I Would Get Certificate For Full Attendance. Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say "don't know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea" .Boy: Marry me. . ? Girl : Do you have a house .. ? Boy: No .. Girl : Do you have a BMW car. . ? Boy: No .. ... ... ... ... Girl : How much is your salary .. ? Boy: No salary. . but , .. Girl : No but . You have nothing. . How can i marry you. ?? Leave please .!! Boy: ( talk to himself ) I have one villa, 3 property lands , 3 Ferrari , 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW .?! How can