/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / ºÝºÝߣShare feed for ºÝºÝߣshows by User: lukenewman399 https://public.slidesharecdn.com/v2/images/profile-picture.png I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it. I party like it's 1999. My carpet vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day. I’m a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I act because it excites me and I write because I have a lot to write about. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I shower daily. Chinese is my favourite food group. I am a war veteran. My day ends when it reaches the night. I cook 30 minute cookies in 20 minutes flat. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I sleep once a day. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours.