/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: mattherman395 https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-mattherman395-48x48.jpg?cb=1523627419 So we have this dog (cat) named Quark. She bugs me. Why won't she stop eating my kleenax? I use those for my nose. What if I watch The Notebook again? What am I going to do without those damn kleenax? Damnit Quark, you are the worst dog (cat). I'm thinking of getting her replaced with a salmon. Not like a salmon from the store but free range. I would have to flood the house a little so Broseidon (the salmon) could swim freely, but I don't think that would be a problem. Not as big a problem as the stupid dog (cat) eating all my damn stuff. What a dink.