/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / ºÝºÝߣShare feed for ºÝºÝߣshows by User: melaniedavison https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-melaniedavison-48x48.jpg?cb=1523002260 I answer to: Mel, Melski, Melanus, Melissa, Melinda, Malcolm, Mellie, Melly Welly, Melliekins, Millie, Marfa, Meloggs, Smeloggs, Melliot, Smelly, Smel, Smelanie, Lemanie, Melon, Davo (the Ravo), Brummie, Poppy, Chan, Ginger Chan, Lemsip or just Melanie. On your driving test you had a crash, but it wasn't your fault so Claims Direct will give you some cash. When you go out you get drunk and then cry, when we ask why, you say "men" and then sigh! If it’s my birthday you'll bake me a cake, for one day in the future a lovely wife you will make. You’ve often awoken to find nuts by your door, but to throw them at chimps your gonna need some more! You like to dance but are the world's w