/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: nonradioactive https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-nonradioactive-48x48.jpg?cb=1523473522 Born in the U.S.S.R, at the age of 9 I became a "grandchild of uncle Lenin" by joining the Communist Party preteen organization (it was compulsory). I learned a great deal of things such as how to use a knife improperly and how to crawl beneath barbed wire carrying a toy AK 47 without damaging the school uniform too much. I was even awarded with a book for helping to recycle paper for my country. The book was about a boy who bravely fought to defend his country from Capitalist bastards who tried to bribe him with strawberry jam. A few years later I became a Pioneer. I had to kiss the Soviet flag and pledge to "vigorously love" my Motherland and live, learn and fight according to the Grea