/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: only1jay https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-only1jay-48x48.jpg?cb=1523399048 I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot! -Bring It On movie LOL A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her