/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: reptiliss https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-reptiliss-48x48.jpg?cb=1523609433 -> Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone el