/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: stradageezer https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-stradageezer-48x48.jpg?cb=1523242380 At the age of four I was kidnapped by gypsies and sold to bedouins as a camel jockey. At approximately seven I smuggled myself out of Dubai inside a 7 ton mound of elephant dung bound for New Orleans. The rest, as the say, is history.