/ http://www.slideshare.net/images/logo.gif / 際際滷Share feed for 際際滷shows by User: zdoobie https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/profile-photo-zdoobie-48x48.jpg?cb=1523250571 "Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one" -House Funny Syllogism: One would agree that typically desperate people test for drug trials. We need drug trials to cure sick children and puppies. Welfare helps desperate people to be, well, undesperate Therefore, Wellfare kills sick children ---the gist of House's syllogism