Fun quotes:
"Ted you may wanna find a new gender for yourself 'cause I'm revoking your dude membership." ~Barney, How I Met Your Mother
"Freedom can turn steak into ice cream."~Jon Stewart
"Woman in florida said: 'Look! Jesus is on my cheese sandwich.'"~Dr. House
"That's the spirit, George. If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through."~General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett, BlackAdder Goes Forth
"Goldmine: (To the tune of Stairway to Heaven) 'There's a lady I cold called, Who signed away all her life savings, and I'm Buuuyyyiiiinnng a condo in South Beeeaaaacchhhh!'" ~Naked Pictures of Famous People by John S