"ahhh Hilton Head you little slut. i love you Hilton Head, where they drink like hobos, look like models and drive like retards. Hilton Head, where the last call is sun rise and drunk driving might as well be legal. i do love you Hilton Head." Hilton Head.. The Heritage isn’t a vacation for us, we drive nicer cars than your parents, we have over 200 restaurants and throw the best house parties. We flock to a different bar for every nite of the week. Where we share the common interest of shooting tourists when it’s tourist season… need a fake?? Who has a printer.. It’ll be ready in 10 minutes. You know your on Hilton Head when the guys are hot and the girls are hotter. When people ask