In no particular order:
*I am married to the most awesome person in the world.
*My mom is cooler than yours. Seriously. There is no contest.
*My bestfriend lives in Illinois and I hate it. I miss her.
*I like to read. A lot.
*I really like other people's well-behaved children but have no desire to have any of my own (well-behaved or not).
*I have the cutest beagle ever.