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Organization / Workplace
Douglas, Isle of Man
Occupation
Performing Arts Lecturer
About
You can't stop it, You can't escape it, You can't turn it off,
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or Mam would you please turn it the f*** up
Unleashed in the east,
Best dressed in the west,
Sorted in the north,
Without a doubt in the south.
The queen of queenbees,
Lioness of Juda,
Phoenix from the ashes risen,
Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion
on all five continents,
World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris,
Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever,
and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra.
She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold