Amusing look at local government
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The Council and a private company agreed to hold an annual rowing race between their teams. In the first year, the private company won by one mile. In response, the Council established a committee to analyze the situation and recommend solutions. The committee found that the private company team had seven rowers and one captain, while the Council team had seven captains and one rower. The Council then hired consultants to restructure the team, concluding they needed fewer captains and more rowers. They changed the team structure and offered improvements to better support the rower, but the private company still won the next race by two miles. The Council then dismissed the rower and paid bonuses to management for their leadership.
Amusing look at local government
- 2. Once upon a time there was a Council rowing team
- 3. The Council and a company from the private sector agreed to hold a race. Each boat would contain eight men.
- 4. Both teams worked really hard to get into the best shape. On the day of the race, both teams were in a similar condition. The private company team won by one mile.
- 5. FINISH
- 6. The mood in the Council team was really close to freezing point. The top management decided to win the race next year. So they established a committee of analysts mostly internal but with representation from each service, the stakeholders and a memberoh, and some guy who knew something about rowing (hed been on a boating lake when at school). Their remit was to observe the situation, do a risk analysis (ensuring each risk was marked red, amber or green) and recommend an appropriate solution.
- 8. After several weeks of detailed analysis, the committee found that the private company team had seven rowers and only one captain.
- 9. Plc.
- 10. and the Council team had 7 captains and only one rower.
- 11. DC
- 12. Facing such a critical scenario the management showed unexpected wisdom: they hired a consultancy to restructure the Council team.
- 14. After several months the consultants came to the conclusion that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Council team. A solution was proposed based on this analysis: the structure of the Council team had to change
- 15. as of today, there will be only four captains in the team led by two Directors and a new Head. Besides that, they suggested that the Council improve the rowers working environment, ensure his work/life balance is OK and offer a reward and recognition scheme to incentivise high performance and maximise impactfulnessisation (or any other new word the Council can think up). There will be a 5- day workshop for the rower.
- 16. AC
- 17. The next year, the private company team won by two miles.
- 18. FINISH
- 19. The Council management dismissed the rower from the team (following a long and drawn out competency and capability procedure, followed by a voluntary severance package), on the grounds of his unsatisfactory performance.
- 20. but a bonus was paid to the management team for the strong leadership and motivation that the team had showed during the preparation phase 贈
- 21. Performed by ROCE The consulting company prepared a new analysis which showed that the strategy was good, the motivation was O.K, but the tool used was sub- standard and had to be improved
- 22. Currently, a new Council out-of-focus group has been formed and is having a new boat designed. Human Remains (HR) have advertised nationally for a new rower for the next race in June. Assessment centres will take place in May.