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Energizer Energy Drink Joke

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Energizer Energy Drink claims to re-energize elderly people aged 80-100 by boosting activity and curing cancer and other terminal illnesses through ingredients like taurine, caffeine, and cancer cells, though it warns of potential side effects like heart attacks and regaining terminal illnesses.

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Energizer Energy Drink What a Rush By Chris and the Society for the Aged
Target Audience Males and Females Old age pensioners 80- 100 years old
What are the Benefits? Drinking Energizer helps OAPs re-energise so that they can stand up Energizer is essential to boost OAP activity This drink cures cancer among other terminal diseases. (may have side effects such as heart attacks regaining your terminal illness and death)
Ingredients Taurine Glucurolactine Caffine B-Group Vitamins Sucrose Glucose Aspaetame/Sucralose Cancer cells
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Energizer Energy Drink Joke

  • 1. Energizer Energy Drink What a Rush By Chris and the Society for the Aged
  • 2. Target Audience Males and Females Old age pensioners 80- 100 years old
  • 3. What are the Benefits? Drinking Energizer helps OAPs re-energise so that they can stand up Energizer is essential to boost OAP activity This drink cures cancer among other terminal diseases. (may have side effects such as heart attacks regaining your terminal illness and death)
  • 4. Ingredients Taurine Glucurolactine Caffine B-Group Vitamins Sucrose Glucose Aspaetame/Sucralose Cancer cells