The document provides instructions for changing a light bulb in 4.5 steps:
1. Slowly climb a ladder to reach the light bulb.
2. Grasp the bulb and unscrew it counterclockwise until it detaches from the socket.
3. Toss the used bulb to a second person for disposal.
4. Screw the new bulb into the socket clockwise until tight.
2. Step ONE .... You must be equipped with the proper supplies! A chainsaw (bum bum bum bum) A WWII Gas Mask. (standard) Grandma's dinning room set (naturally) A new light bulb(typical for the job)
3. JUST KIDDING!!!!! What is Really needed is.... 油 1. A ladder. 2. A light bulb. 3. Person 1 (to do the switching of the bulb). 4. Person 2 ( For those people who are anal 油油 油油油about safety, that must have someone holding 油油油the ladder). 5. A light Bulb. 油
4. SCREW IT!! Well in order to to switch out the light bulb.....油油 油油 One must unscrew the soiled lightbulb. But not like this... .
5. Luckily... In most cases replacing a light bulb does NOT include death. In fact it can be done in 4.5 easy steps. Ascend the ladder slowly. Grab and twist the bulb left until detached from socket. Toss soiled bulb to person 2. Screw fresh bulb in right direction in socket till tight. 油 4.5.Enjoy Handiwork!!! 油