This document provides an introduction to Brendan, a 22-year old English major who has switched majors multiple times. It also discusses his favorite authors - Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Harlan Ellison, and Isaac Asimov. For Palahniuk, he enjoys the dark and colorful writing. For Dawkins, he appreciates the logical way Dawkins questions religion. Asimov and Ellison represent different ends of the science fiction spectrum, with Asimov constructing hopeful worlds and Ellison favoring dystopian worlds.