I am an engineer bcz
i can write 70 words per minute bt i cant read my own handwriting.!
I spend more time with my laptop than with my family.!
My iq is greater than my weight.!
I know the second law of thermodynamics bt not my shirt size.!
I have no life & can prove it mathematically.!
I can translate english into binary!
My xerox bills r higher than my semstr fees.!!
Yes..
I m an engineer..!!!!