"A CAROLINA FAN - SOMEONE WHO... BLEEDS CAROLINA BLUE. CAN'T STAND DEACONS OR DEVILS. HAS HEELS COVERED IN TAR. THINKS THE DEVIL REALLY IS DARK BLUE. KNOWS A TAR HEEL CAN STOMP OUT A WOLFPACK. THINKS THE SKY IS THE PERFECT SHADE OF CAROLINA BLUE. KNOWS CHAPEL HILL IS A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN. WAS BORN TO YELL- 'GO HEELS!'"