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Data is my shephard.
I shall not want;
It makes me lie down in green pastures of numerical bliss;
It leads me beside still waters of economic turmoil;
It restores my soul (if there is data to prove its existence);
It leads me in the path of righteousness for its own sake.
I am corrupted. Only through reason and knowledge will I ever be cleansed; for the enlightened are always cleaner than the pestilent masses. Let my neighbor and I be free to do what we will with our lives; for with such freedom, the path of knowledge is much more virtuous in its choosing. My work is my labor. The fruits of my labor are mine, and only mine to keep. For protection and order I