Hello, I'm Miles, just like the speed limit.
I am epically awesome, and many people wish they were me (which is perfectly okay; go on, pretend you're me for a while and see how awesome it feels). If you do pretend to be me, it's only safe to do so indoors, when no one's watching, away from sharp or hard objects*.
* Miles Wallio (and the Miles Wallio Foundation) are not liable for any damage inflected whilst pretending to be Miles Wallio. Do so at your own risk.