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Organization / Workplace
Hove
Occupation
Managing Director
About
"Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!" "Peter, those are Cheerios."
Seven time super heavyweight champion of the world, I decided it was about time I lost some weight. I went from a size 16 to a size zero in three weeks. I hear you gasp, but I'm a tough cookie and I've seen it all before. Before I knew it I was delivering Chinese on foot without any shoes. Four months of blisters, huge podiatrist bills and a ridiculous turnover of socks took its toll on me. However, I've come out the other side as a stronger man and fully intend on earning my rightful place as the World's sexiest table tennis umpire.
Oh ... and I also have A.D.D., which is kinda fun!! That's