The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
I was born on a Saturday morning, 28th August 1976. You may think this is the oldest day in my life history however you must know that on Thursday 23rd October.1975 my father has produced the semen that will be half of me.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and I will be the lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way to conceive. Good to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Thursday morning, I might have been born as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as caffeine changes the speed of male sperms.
7th November 1975. Today my mother had h