"Hello.
I am not a cat.
Good.
This is awkward.
How are you?
No, I don鈥檛 really care how you are, but it makes me sound friendly.
Just in case you are or were wondering, I am of the female gender, according to The Facebooks. I claim to be musical, and have some resemblance of brains, proved only by my collection of certificates detailing my successes at the Teddy Bear鈥檚 Picnic (Award for the Smallest Bear), and several Blues (Yes, only blue, no green or red or rainbow鈥� or invisible)"
~http://theunimpossibilities.wordpress.com/about/
I have a "unique" last name. Ask google.
The sound of people eating freaks me out.
No, really, it just gets on my nerves.
Please eat quietly :)
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