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Consultant, Digital Strategy

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAAAAH I can jump higher than a lamp post. True story. Of course, lamp posts generally can't jump, but that's completely besides the point. I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me, heading in the opposite direction. I've always made it a practice to never talk ill of someone until I've walked a mile in their shoes. Because then I'll be a mile away with the idiot's shoes, so I can say whatever the hell I want to about them.