I'm the Indiana Jones of diagramming Compound-Complex sentences, wielding a machete, a torch, and an Oxford Comma.
Christopher Martin Webb. English Education major. Union College Warrior. Nebraska hater. Proud Kansan. A lover, not a fighter. White boy. Dominican-heritage. Sports nut. Motivated. INTJ. Funny. Seventh-day Adventist. Former journalist. Dreamer. Wannabe writer. African Missionary. Halfie. Future teacher. Lisa Sannes-lover. Kansas City Chiefs faithful. Logical. Called for God. Proud American. Poor college kid. Sonic addict. World traveler. Not-so-frequent flier. Closet graphic designer. Fluffy. Practical. Chronic flip-flop wearer. Loyal. Stickler for grammar. Givin